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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

How Many Bad Words Are There?

The three of us were in the car when the munchkin, out of the blue, asked, "How many bad words are there?"

I looked at Kevin and he looked at me.

"Lots. More than I've ever heard of," I answered.

"George Carlin says there are seven," Kevin offered helpfully.

Knowing that the munchkin's next question would be "What are they?" I thought fast. "How many do you know, MB?"

A LONG silence...

"That many?" asked hubby.

"I think I know five. No, four," she answered.

"Just this once, tell me what they are." I held my breath.

"Stupid, lame, dumb, and idiot."

Thankfully, we both managed to keep a straight face.


Arizona Girls said...

Haha thats cute! It's funny when they are little you just aren't sure what they are going ot say haha

Found you from the finding new friends blog hop =) new GFC follower =)

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Mom Fashion World said...

Thank you so much for your comment!
Your daughter is beautiful!
Btw, I'm following you back via GFC.
See you around.

LoveFitnessLaugh said...

Thanks for visiting my blog the other day..i love your blog title by the way because it is so true!

The Sims II said...

I love this post! You must be great parents, and I love that you're keeping your little one so pure. I am always so shocked by what I hear come out of kids mouths these days!

Diane and Chad said...

love and innocence, you want it to last, don't you? I am a new follower from the hop, hope you will visit:

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