Wednesday, June 22, 2011
How Many Bad Words Are There?
I looked at Kevin and he looked at me.
"Lots. More than I've ever heard of," I answered.
"George Carlin says there are seven," Kevin offered helpfully.
Knowing that the munchkin's next question would be "What are they?" I thought fast. "How many do you know, MB?"
A LONG silence...
"That many?" asked hubby.
"I think I know five. No, four," she answered.
"Just this once, tell me what they are." I held my breath.
"Stupid, lame, dumb, and idiot."
Thankfully, we both managed to keep a straight face.
Posted by Laura Lowe at 4:07 PM